Complete Utter Randomness Thread

[Slewed]

THINK OF THE POOR COWS?!

http://www.cowabduction.com/

[SirSmiley]

Shmengie, your new avatar sucks!

All it makes me want to do is kill puppies and eat Skittles.

Funny...it made me want to eat skittles while killing puppies.

[blaze]

Whew.. my avatar is going to make you eat Twix and drink MILK

[SirSmiley]

Blaze,

This is what I want to do to your avatar!

[Austin123]

500 Alpha channels make one pixelated twinky

[wizard]

Whew.. my avatar is going to make you eat Twix and drink MILK

No, it just would make me want to ban you if I were a Mod.

[Zaft]

Can someone bump this thread, cos I need to get to page 16.

Thanks.

[Slewed]

why exactly?

[vishesh_l]

BUMP

(yea yea i know mssg too short...thatere u go)

[Ivan]

so there i am, skiing down a glacier in the himalayas, doing 160 mph, when this oblivious snowboarder girl stumbles in front of me. so i jump hard, fly over her, stop, turn around and ask her: can you do a hundred and sixty on a snowboard?

[Austin123]

If the babe asks for more, if the babe wants more, then give her what she wants!

[Slewed]

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,

Trash it, change it, mail- upgrade it,

Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,

Snap it, work it, quick- erase it,

Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,

Load it, check it, quick- rewrite it,

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,

Drag and drop it, zip- unzip it,

Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,

View it, code it, jam- unlock it,

Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,

Cross it, crack it, twitch- update it,

Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,

Scan it, send it, fax- rename it,

Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,

Turn it, leave it, start- format it.

[SirSmiley]

99 Bottles of Beer on the wall. Take one down pass it around...

ah just use one of the 994 programs to finish it

http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/

[bh2]

Ahh! beer...at last. Well, I know a thing or two about beer I can tell you...and probably will later.

[Nirodha]

My thing, it's fat and nasty! If you wanna lick it you bettah ask me!

[Austin123]

SirSmiley and Bh2: http://www.macupdate.com/info.php/id/20161

[bh2]

Superb!...as in OMFG!

[Slewed]

hmm anyone remember

The Singing Ringing Binging Plinging Tinging Plinking Plonking Boinging Tree!

[from the fast show]

and can anyone find a copy of it on the net?

[Austin123]

From the matrix to this Slewed? :|

[osxdude]

Here's a Wikipedia article about it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Singing_Ringing_Tree

[Slewed]

still its not a copy of it oh well

yes austin, i listen to everything barring a few genres like hardcore rock and electronic music

oop almost forgot something completely random:

er...lets try:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5gVhXszrGY...edia%2F46513%2F

[osxdude]

Nice.

Oh! I got something!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIeIWkK0t4s

[Slewed]

seriously funny...whats the song that comes before house of pain on that?

[osxdude]

BEFORE? Oh, crap.

Oh, well. Here's another random link: http://forums.itheaterproject.com/index.php?

[osxdude]

Sorry for the long post; this is the original with some of the lines deleted.

Subject:

woah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Body:

OKAY NOW I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP....BUT AFTER I FINISHED MY CELL PHONE WENT OFF AND TOLD ME I HAD A NEW VOICEMAIL.... brit.

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don't know about the wish, but i got a text when i got to the bottom . . . coincidence? --

Holy **** after i read this my boy mike called me....Sammii

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this gay **** actually worked....KRIS

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Mine did it tooo!!!!! - Bryan WOW EEEE!!!2@@@

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My phone did to!! =l

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My phone rang while I was reading this

**** my phone rang too

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hOLY cRAP mY cell phone RANG!!!!! ahHHHHHH

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I hate chain letters, but my phone rang and it freaked me out

Collin

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****ing friend joey called me right after i read the last lines in this ****ing bulletin....man...creepy....

~jr

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This works so try it yourself

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My phone rang... thats creepy!

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The second i finished it my phone rang

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okay my phone didnt ring but some1 who i havent

talked to in a while contacted me. it really does work,

just believe(yes i kno, corny)

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My phone didn't ring but I got a text message as soon as I was done reading...really odd!!

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holy crap myt cell fone rang it was my friend erik holy crap thats weird

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wow. my cell phone rang. wierd.

amanda

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omggggoshh this is sooooo weird!!!!

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this is pretty weird!!!

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holy **** this really works

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dis junk is crazi i was readin dis n ma bro jus finish callin me no lies...

::misz precious::

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I think I just ****ed my self that was some crazy ass ****

yo it worked

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shti works man my sister called as i finashed reading it.

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That was weird ass hell!!Steve B.

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This really works! I sware to god Morgan just called me as soon as i finished! NOT LYING!

this is scary

lets see if it works....

I am taking the bait -

what do I have to lose right?

Hope it works!

Phone Will Ring

Right After You Do This.

Just read the little stories and

think of a wish as you scroll all

the way to the bottom. There is

a message there - then make your

wish.

No attachment on this one.

Stories

I'm 13 years old, and I wished

that my dad would come home from

the army, because he'd been having

problems with his heart and right

leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When I made

my wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes

later), the doorbell rang, and

there my Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been

having trouble in my job and on the

verge of quitting. I made a simple

wish that my boss would get a new

job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55

there was an announcement that he

was promoted and was leaving for

another city. Believe me...this

really works!!!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years

of age. I had always been single

and had been hoping to get into a

nice, loving relationship for many

years. While kind of daydreaming

(and right after receiving this email)

I wished that a quality person would

finally come into my life. That was at

9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM

a FedEx delivery man came into my

office.He was cute, polite and

could not stop smiling at me. He

started coming back almost everyday

(even without packages) and asked me

out a week later. We married 6

months later and now have been

happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but

while you do, think of a wish.

Make your wish when you have completed

scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the

number of minutes it will take for your

wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years

old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish

to come true).

However, if you don't send this to

people in 5 minutes, you will have bad

luck for years!!

Go for it!!!

SCROLL DOWN!!!!

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STOP!!!

Congratulations!!! Your wish will

now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it

can be very rewarding!!!!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.

something major that you've been wanting

will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost as Cell