allen8738 Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans. Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?A: Because there are twenty of them.Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?A: Two 5 year olds.Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?A: From a catalogue.Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??A: He thought it was a delivery service.Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?A: Michael Jackson’s hand. Link to comment
firecracker6 Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans...the funniest part of that post Link to comment
KAWSquared Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Pretty random, but pretty hilarious. Thanks for the waste of time. Link to comment
genestoy Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Hear that he used to work for Dillard's department storeHe was always working there when they had a sale for--"Boys pants half off" Link to comment
Guest joey88 Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 really funny! Link to comment
harryfrm Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 It's funny and hillarious but you see, he's gone already,let's pray for his soul instead, (peace) Link to comment
haute34 Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Really nice and funny jokes Link to comment
MichaelBamford Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Whats Michael Jackson's best cheese?A. Baby Bell Link to comment
Broc11 Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 LOL! its so funny. Thanks for the Welcome joke. Link to comment
demonshade Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue. thats not even funny at all Link to comment
britney88 Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 These are the funny things about Michael Jackson. How did you get these jokes? Did you make a research on this, or you just make? Link to comment
steven300 Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 it wasn't realy funny but its OK Link to comment
samuel07 Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans. Q: What�s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?A: There�s a big wheel parked outside his house outdoor kitchen equipment.Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?A: Because there are twenty of them.Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect �10″?A: Two 5 year olds.Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?A: From a catalogue.Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??A: He thought it was a delivery service.Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.Q: Did you know they�re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.Q: What�s brown and often found in a baby�s diaper?A: Michael Jackson�s hand.That was funny....he ha ha!! Link to comment
love_jacky Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 To be honest,I do not think this is funny at all. Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now